|YOUNG AT HEART
NEW VERSE FOR KIDS, YOUNG & OLD...
My parents don't agree with me
that broccoli is poisonous .
They need a wizard's help to see
the reason why I fume and fuss.
I could eat earthworm fricasee
but nothing's more ridiculous
than par boiled broccoli.
THE SANDMAN SAID
When everyone is having fun,
it's hard to go to bed.
Next day in school, I seem a fool
since I'm a sleepyhead.
At home tonight, I'll sure sleep tight,
or so the Sandman said
A houseplant is the perfect pet,
they don't make noise and never poop.
Just give them sun and keep them wet,
since they won't beg, instead they droop
and if they die when you forget,
just dump their bodies in your soup.