POLITICAL LEMONS

CONGRESS EXTENDS TOBACCO SUBSIDY
Legislators have all agreed
to subsidize this deadly weed,
while ignoring the facts
to raise their share of tax,
is more smoking what we need?

JUST TAKE A SIP
Wisconsin voters can show us hope
fighting that slide down a slippery slope,
where the Kochs take control
and survival chits dole
to those partaking T-party dope.
 

GOP ETHICS
House member West in gender fight
called Schultz a congressional blight,
terms unrrevocable
called her dispicable,
mostly because she was so right.

BACHMAN WHO?
Michelle could be next president,
The GOP thinks it evident,
besides being pretty, she'd show little pity
when she's white house resident.

SUPER SARAH
Sarah Palin does makes me think
when telling small lies she will wink,
then tells us big lies, hardly batting her eyes
that would drive a  sane parson to drink.

HAIL TO HUCKABEE
This Governor of Arkansas
lost eighty pounds on cabbage slaw
so now we can see a lean Huckabee
who thought fat was his only flaw.

FITTING CHOICE
The T-party should want Donald Trump
who really knows how and who to hump.
If he is elected, his statue erected
pigeons pooping will know where to dump.

WHO DO WE BLAME?
Those champions of budget cuts,
fail to recall that deficit grew
under Bush and his tax cut nuts
and from Reagan's trickle-down view

THIS DIASTER IS POSSIBLE
Will dark forces grow a Hitler here?
Would we knew if one should appear,
fooling unhappy masses, pushed by the bad asses
who want liberty to disappear?

DONALD SAYS
We must fix our bankrupt country
which you can do by electing me.
I am not prejudiced because I still insist,
Barack prove he was born legally.