Michelle could be next president,
The GOP thinks it evident,
besides being pretty, she'd show little pity
when she's white house resident.
Sarah Palin does makes me think
when telling small lies she will wink,
then tells us big lies, hardly batting her eyes
that would drive a sane parson to drink.
HAIL TO HUCKABEE
This Governor of Arkansas
lost eighty pounds on cabbage slaw
so now we can see a lean Huckabee
who thought fat was his only flaw.
The T-party should want Donald Trump
who really knows how and who to hump.
If he is elected, his statue erected
pigeons pooping will know where to dump.
WHO DO WE BLAME?
Those champions of budget cuts,
fail to recall that deficit grew
under Bush and his tax cut nuts
and from Reagan's trickle-down view
THIS DIASTER IS POSSIBLE
Will dark forces grow a Hitler here?
Would we knew if one should appear,
fooling unhappy masses, pushed by the bad asses
who want liberty to disappear?